Good Morning, Oppo

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 06/08/2020 at 09:35 • Filed to: good morning oppo

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Happy Monday.

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66P1800inpieces > ttyymmnn 06/08/2020 at 09:42

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But why?

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > ttyymmnn 06/08/2020 at 09:42

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Perfect for those occasions when you are shit out of luck...

getFuckedHerb > ttyymmnn 06/08/2020 at 09:42

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I mean, I typically don’t call sewer gas fresh clean air, but perhaps in this particular situation it would work. 

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > getFuckedHerb 06/08/2020 at 09:44

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A particularly desperate situation...

ttyymmnn > 66P1800inpieces 06/08/2020 at 09:46

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It was an idea for an emergency breathing device for people stuck in a high rise fire. You could push the hose past the water trap in the toilet and then breathe “fresh” air from the the vent on the plumbing system. 

ttyymmnn > getFuckedHerb 06/08/2020 at 09:47

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There is a fresh air vent at the top, but that’s more for letting air out than in. 

facw > ttyymmnn 06/08/2020 at 09:49

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Not so appealing, given that we put bends in the pipes to avoid breathing sewer fumes...

Also if you are looking for widespread adoption, I’d think people would feel better about breathing through the sink drain, so maybe market the toilet as a backup...

ttyymmnn > facw 06/08/2020 at 09:51

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I had a toilet once that was improperly installed, and it was bad enough having that smell in the bathroom, let alone breathe it straight from the source. Desperate times do call for desperate measures, though...

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > ttyymmnn 06/08/2020 at 10:01

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Just open the window .

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > ttyymmnn 06/08/2020 at 10:30

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Just don’t be the one to use the stall right after Nasty Bob.

Every office has one. 

Future next gen S2000 owner > ttyymmnn 06/08/2020 at 10:47

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I mean if the options are dying from a fire and smoke inhalation or passing out from inhaling noxious sewer fumes first......

I don’t like these options.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 06/08/2020 at 10:47

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If mine doesn’t does that mean I’m him?

CalzoneGolem > Future next gen S2000 owner 06/08/2020 at 10:50

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Just breathe deeply.

ttyymmnn > Future next gen S2000 owner 06/08/2020 at 10:57

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We’re all Nasty Bob at one time or another.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Future next gen S2000 owner 06/08/2020 at 11:26

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I believe you just answered your own question, my friend.. 

Urambo Tauro > ttyymmnn 06/08/2020 at 13:47

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Weird fetish but ok

HammerheadFistpunch > ttyymmnn 06/08/2020 at 15:11

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Breath turd fumes...asphyxiate . Breath turd fumes.... or ....asphyx iate?

Damn. thats tough. I hear asphy xiation is actually quite a pleasant way to go....

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > HammerheadFistpunch 06/08/2020 at 16:09

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That’s what David Carradine thought.